100 Words

Keanu Reeves Would Never!!

Thrifty Words 100 #47: Keanuverse

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Keanu Reeves would never wipe his nose on his sleeve or burp without excusing himself.

Keanu would never let you change a tire alone, even if neither one of you knew how.

How do I know?

Those brown eyes tell me so.

I’m not a crush-stricken inhabitant of the Keanuverse. I’m not attracted to men. Not even Keanu, who is sometimes considered more than a man, but not quite a woman, or both, or neither.

I hear he has a penis, but be respectful! He’s right there, looking at you with those eyes that would never mansplain a thing.

Thank you, Jonica Bradley and The Bad Influence for the prompt!