100 Words
Keanu Reeves Would Never!!
Thrifty Words 100 #47: Keanuverse
Published in
Dec 16, 2021
Keanu Reeves would never wipe his nose on his sleeve or burp without excusing himself.
Keanu would never let you change a tire alone, even if neither one of you knew how.
How do I know?
Those brown eyes tell me so.
I’m not a crush-stricken inhabitant of the Keanuverse. I’m not attracted to men. Not even Keanu, who is sometimes considered more than a man, but not quite a woman, or both, or neither.
I hear he has a penis, but be respectful! He’s right there, looking at you with those eyes that would never mansplain a thing.
Thank you, Jonica Bradley and The Bad Influence for the prompt!